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Daniel Russell Bishop is Oakwood Hills leading strike bowler. Unfortunately Daniel has injured his back and has been unable to perform on and off the field in the way that the Hill and the ladies of Ockley have been used to. In his absence Jack De Bray kindly offered to be interviewed during his recent outing for the Hill.
Jack during the recent cricket tour to Yorkshire you performed both on and off the field performing admirably as a full-time super sub to TC but how did you feel when you were fined £27.00 by fines master Luke Plamer?
I felt victimised
What were you fined for?
I was fined or a combination of factors; buying several shots of Bicardi, throwing up, talking to 'me mum' on the shitter and further making funny noises on the shitter.
Your reputation as a hit man preceeds you Jack. What was going through your head when you hit that guy with Glasses:-
7 Jugs of blue lagoon
Whats your favourite tipple?
A double vodka with lemonade and lime or a pint of fosters.
Do you consider yourself a batter or a bowler?
Definitely a batter.
How many balls do you think you'll last today should you get a chance to bat?
One if I'm lucky. (The OHCC editing team would like to point out that Jack valiantly faced 8 balls before being cruelly run out by Clive 'Mad Dog' Bullpitt.)
Can you explain the LBW rule ?
I know it stands for leg before wicket and I have nothing further to add.
Is the 'claw' fielding technique something you have developed yourself?
Yes it took me years of training to perfect.
If you could use three words to describe your mate Trev whom lets you stay at his house every saturday night, what would they be?
Grumpy.
Fat.
Alcoholic.
The OHCC.com editing team would like to thank Jack for taking time out to be interviewed.
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Bishops guide to Inswing Bowling
Bowling to left handers
Wicket-keeping tips
Team Morale
The Rose of Oakwood Hill
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