Thursday, July 24, 2008

Persils Picture Story Book - OHCC Tour 2008

A couple of John Winter's video's have appeared on youtube. Link provided below:-

http://www.youtube.com/user/OAKWOODHILLCC

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

OHCC Tour 2008

As the start of the tour creeps nearer we thought it appropriate to look back at a few personal Tour memories:-


Whisky bottles

Bishop and his PJs

CTV camera's of bars

The infamous Swamp & Des night out

Salad Cream

Des the bouncer

TC's views on golf

Jack De Brays £27 fine

Visting the arctic - sorry Stones CC

No doubt from Sunday a few more memories will be notched onto this list...

Monday, July 14, 2008

Pie men on top in Victory vs Warnham CC

Yes that is correct you have not been reading a misprint but the robot aka Adam Trauber and Jay Hill, yes thats right I said Jay hill led the mighty Hill to a 6 wicket thrashing of Warnham CC.

On batting first Warnham were bowled out for a meagre 99 with Bishop (3-6) and Swallow (4-19) taking 7 of the wickets off their combined twenty overs. Rumour has it that these magnificent figures had nothing to do with thier respective abililties but more to do with new secret weapon John "Persil" Winter and his new extra shiny england sweater and its obvious blinding abillity. The editor suggests that John makes his jumper a little grubbier otherwise he may become a walking fine on tour.

So with only 99 to get Oakwood could not have got off to a worse start with Kitchen(0) falling again before Trauber (54NO) and Hill (30) put togther a great partnership with some fine strokeplay between them mercilessly shredding the warnham attack. Alough a few late wickets fell at the end the Hill eased themseleves wffortless to the win.

It was great to see the robot return to some of is old mechanical best and Jay Hill, well we just hope his new stunt double turns up next week!

Fielding moment of the day - quick reactions of D Bishop to the ever safe handed D Foot to affect a run out.

Shot of the day - A huge Trawbinated six over the punch bowl - job well done all!

Friday, June 27, 2008

Some little treats from the Presentation Evening....

I couldnt help but notice these video clips on youtube the other day which had gone under my radar and appeared on youtube.com - loving the comment "Two loved-up middle-aged men sing, nay, destroy... " on one of the clips!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/OAKWOODHILLCC

P.s. what a great band - available for all major parties, weddings, random events and barmitzvahs!

The Hill massacre Ewhurst in Thursday Night Cup showdown.

In a winner takes all contest (well the winner is guaranteed a spot in the semi-finals the loser in this case Ewhurst go home with nothing) the Hill amassed nearly 180 odd runs. Some power hitting by Chappers, new cap Jonny, West, Bowers and the Duke.

This score was way too much for Ewhurst with some paricularly tight bowling from Hanky who showed the way with some full and tidy bowling. p.s. Swampy really likes him - read into that what yo will!

The Hill were indebted to the amazing fielding skills of the Northern Monkeys with both of them showing what they were capable of. A dynamic catch, a run out and a nothing gets by attitiude from Kitch and a dropped catch at the end from newly named 'Smitty'.

Ewhurst were all bowled out for just over 110.

More details to follow....

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

OHCC in disappointing loss to Abinger CC

On a cloudy but warm afternnon the Hill won the toss and elected to bat against Abinger CC on a dry but soft under the foot type surface.

Kitchen and Palmer opened up for the Hill. Palmer looked to struggle a little early but Kitchen looked to be in excellent touch until he again spooned a soft catch to cover.
Dave Foot came and soon went after a running mix up which may result in further players joining Camp at the Kamikaze school of running. Skipper Bowers(39) came in next and played a careful & mature innings as the bowling of Abinger bowled tightly and gave nothing away easily.
He was ably supported with some lusty blows from Greg "The crab" Palmer (26) and saturday skipper Spitz(31). Near the end of the innings, well it just kind of just fizzled out with some tight bowling leaving Danger man mouse marrooned with a couple of balls to spare with the Hill finishing on 168 all out.

So after the usual crusty loaf for tea with some Brie and Ham the Hill went out knowing only a tight bowling performance would secure a victory.
Things started well with the unusual sight of 2 spinners opening up, with the Ram (0-21) and Bowers (2-30) bowling tightly and bogging down the Abinger batsmen.
The Hill always seemed to have a glimmer of hope but some often waywood bowling let the young flame haired Raper see them home with a composed 69 despite a little wobble, the Abinger batsmen got home safely and secured a win by two wickets.

Hindsight is a great things but despite the tight bowling of Abinger the Hill probably did not score enough runs - Batsmen take heed. The sometimes waywood bowling didnt help either as did a few downed catches althought the editor does appreciate that they were not easy catches. I aint no bowler but how many times did you see their batsmen hit through the V's... this if often a good sign of good bowling.... answers on a postcard.

The editor would like to note that the after match fighting between Chappers and Bishop will NOT be tollerated in future. The verbal disagreemnet over some money laundering led to some lusty blows. We are though looking forward to the rematch... the THrilla at the Hill-a... GROAN!$!?.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Hill frustrated by stubborn Wonersh tail-enders

On a glorious day at the Hill, Bowers lost the toss, however the Hill were put into bat. Still damp outfield and spongy wicket.

Kitch & Chappers opened. Chappers started in usual aggressive style smashing a 3 massive sixes. However the Wonersh bowlers bowled very discipled lines and the Hill couldn’t get away, making steady progress until Chappers was bowled by Kenyon in the17th over, leaving the Hill 75 for 1. Kitch soon followed, tamely spooning Kenyon to cover for 21, 90 for 2. Footzy was next to go for a swift 16, he top edging Lloyd to be caught at mid-wicket, now 100 for 3. This brought the ‘massive’ presence of Gillett in to join Bowers. Both battered confidently as the Hill looked to increase the pace to enable an earlier declaration. The highlight been a straight 6 from Gillett that hit a parked car. Brett fell 4 short of his fifty, this lift OHCC 193 for 4 from 38 overs. Greg was next in for what proved to be the last over. Bowers reached his fifty from 62 balls and promptly declared on 204 for 4 from 39 overs. Greg didn’t actually face a ball, but ran eagerly, thanks for coming! A fine around batting display, partnerships of 78 (Kitch & Chappers) and 93 (Bowers & Gillett) put the Hill in a strong position.

Wonersh requiring 205 from their 46 overs.
Danger and Camp opened the bowling, and a breakthrough was made in the 4th over, with Camp claiming the wicket of the opener Miller, with some excellent work behind the stumps from Footzy, 9 for 1. Camp followed up with another short wide ball to claim the other opener Bawden, in his next over, excellently caught by Footzy again, 15 for 2. The pressure was applied further by a splendid delivery from Camp to remove Humphris, squared up and caught at 2nd slip by the Duke, 16 for 3. Dano bowled well without reward, and was replaced in the attack by Jay. Shutts & C Hill steadied the innings and made it to drink unscathed. Jay soon claimed a wicket with and awful dismissal, trapping Shutts LBW with a slow short ball, 27 for 4. Spitz replaced Camp at the Punch Bowl end and bowled economically with little success. Bowers replaced Jay and instantly got another breakthrough bowling R Miller, 57 for 5 with 25 overs remaining. Bowers soon struck again trapping the stubborn C Hill LBW, leaving Wonersh in real trouble at 68 for 6. Spitz finally joined the party and removed J Hill and Lloyd in the same over both caught and bowled, well deserved wickets after some steady bowling, 71 for 8. Another wicket fell in the next over, Bowers bowling Grabowski for 1, leaving Wonersh 71 for 9. The Hill now needing the final wicket with 15 overs remaining, and Wonersh needing 130 to win! Clark & Kenyon dug deep and managed to repeal all that the Hill through down at them. Alex, Bowers, Camp, Dane, and then Camp again couldn’t make the vital last breakthrough, the match ending in a draw.

A winning draw gave OHCC 17pts, Wonersh’s 6. A disappointing day, Wonersh never attempted to go for the win, even after winning the toss at 1:30, however OHCC were within victory, needing the last wicket with 15 overs remaining and fell agonisingly short.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Camp To attend Kamikaze school in Japan

After Matt Camps recent running between the wickets, running out both the northern monkeys with some horendous running which we'll hopefully never see in a league game www.oakwoodhillcc.com are pleased to annouce Matthew Camp has been accepted into the prestigious Tokkotai Kamikaze training school located on Skikoku island in southern Japan.

Commander Asaiki Tamai of the Tokkotai Kamikaze school is quoted as saying:-

"Matthew Camp has shown excellent suicidal tendencies when running between the wickets and we look forward to him bringing his unique skill set to our highly prestigious school."

www.oakwoodhillcc.com hopes to bring you Bishops guide to running between the wickets very soon - watch this space!